Ellis got up on his knees. His breath rattled in his sunken chest. Zoey’s blood gargled out of the side of his grey mouth. “You ain’t gonna leave me, are ya, Nick? I know you ain’t.”
Nick came stiffly near and sat down beside him. “No.”
“I knowed it,” Ellis cried. “You ain’t that kind.”
Nick was silent. Ellis said, “Nick.”
“Yeah?”
“I done another bad thing.”
What if I just
took the end scene of Of Mice and Men
and tweaked it to make it about Nick and Ellis
they talk about getting on a boat and living on an island away from all the zombies and CEDA
but Ellis got bit a while ago
and Nick has been hiding it from everyone
sneaking him mice and rabbits to eat
but then Ellis slips up
bites a girl and kills her
so they run
and as Ellis starts to turn now that he’s had human flesh
Nick tells him about the island one last time
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From: CONAN Monologue 05/22/13
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everybody is afraid of something and if they tell you otherwise they are a liar who lies and is probably afraid of something embarrassing, like hamsters
but my fear is getting pregnant
disclaimer: I am not trying to put down mommies or expectant mommies or people who want to be mommies one day. If it’s a touchy subject for you please don’t read because I don’t want to hurt any feelings. Also the post is a tiny bit graphic. That being said… here are the reasons I am afraid of being pregnant:
I have *definitely* read too much gay porn.
(via disruptedoriginal)
mmm beans
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